Barack Obama

People Are Still Making A Hitler/Obama Comparison?

[youtube]tWwyjwmYMEs[/youtube] Seriously?!  Like, this shit would be hilarious if it weren’t so damned scary. What’s even more terrifying is that Dartmouth is only a 40-minute drive from Providence.  Do we have this level of home-grown crazy here in Rhode Island?  Because I swear to god, I’ll take names and go Barney Frank on your asses.

Whole Foods, Whole Lotta Backlash

Two days ago Whole Foods CEO John Mackey posted a Wall Street Journal op-ed piece criticizing Obama’s proposed health-care reforms, and the internet backlash has been swift and fierce. Facebook already has a 2,500-strong “Boycott Whole Foods” group, and Single Payer Action is calling for similar action. Personally, I find any argument that opens with …

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Big Ones, Blagojevich Style

I’m sure at some point on your I-95 travels you’ve encountered a large automobile with truck nuts — the tackiest must-have auto accessory since the dream catcher. Truck nuts serve the dual purpose of allowing the owner to feel comfortable about their own meager serving of god-given gonads while simultaneously alerting other travelers that they’re …

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Happy New Year’s Eve Eve!

I know you’ll all be partying tomorrow night, so I’m getting this out of the way now. It’s my favorite video of the week of things we’ll miss and things we *really* won’t miss from 2008. It’s set to the song “New Lang Syne (Thank God It’s Over)” by Jim’s Big Ego and was created …

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News Slap: Gubernatorial Faux Pas Edition

Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has just been nabbed by the Feds for allegedly hocking Obama’s senate seat and cock-blocking the Chicago Tribune. If you think his hair is hilarious, wait until you hear how he used a comparison with Nixon as the basis for his innocence. Not sure what to buy the auto industry this …

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News Slap: Glaringly Obvious Edition

Obama has selected Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State – mostly likely for her hard work, dedication, and enthusiasm for Earl Grey tea. Sit down for this one. Seriously, sit down. Are you ready? Have you braced yourself? We’re officially in a recession. You definitely heard it here first. Christians are outraged about a soon-to-be …

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News Slap: ‘Why Am I Working Today?!’ Edition

Don’t worry, children; you’ll be drunk and bloated in 24 little hours. Until then, feast your bellies with this. God bless our crumbling infrastructure! Obviously baby Jesus is punishing NYC for its wicked transportation ways. Hot dang, how come the Chinese do everything better than us? Obama is fighting!…to keep his Blackberry Sad girls who …

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Gore Offers Obama Climate Change Plan

A nice Op-Ed in todays New York Liberal Times in which Al Gore offers up a solution to not only the environmental problems we face on a global level, but also explains how this would also fix the economy, somehow. “As Abraham Lincoln said during America’s darkest hour, “The occasion is piled high with difficulty, …

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And Clay Aiken is Gay

In an appearance this morning on Meet the Press, Colin Powell stated that he will be voting for Barack Obama, calling him a “transformational figure” who has displayed “a steadiness” during his race against Senator John McCain. “He has both style and substance… Obama has displayed a steadiness; showed intellectual vigor. He has a definitive …

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