hilary clinton

News Slap: Glaringly Obvious Edition

Obama has selected Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State – mostly likely for her hard work, dedication, and enthusiasm for Earl Grey tea. Sit down for this one. Seriously, sit down. Are you ready? Have you braced yourself? We’re officially in a recession. You definitely heard it here first. Christians are outraged about a soon-to-be …

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Christmas With The Cheney-Obamas

Thanks to the intrepid sleuthing of the New England Historic Genealogical Society, today the AP reported that Barack Obama is distantly related to the Bushes, the Cheneys, and Robert E Lee, mostly via people that died shortly after England begat the colonies. [See family tree, right.] Hilary Clinton, whose family functions are apparently more fun, …

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