Jersey Girls

Jersey Girls

I’m not sure whether the teenaged versions of our beloved-yet-MIA-for-many-many-months-now Jersey Girls appear in the 1994 documentary Wildwood, NJ, but I sure hope so!  The ever-amazing Rich Juzwiak from fourfour has compiled a four-minute montage of clips from what appears to be the most amazing movie ever: [youtube]WWZuPrZSU1M[/youtube] I can’t even pick a favorite.  I […]

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Jersey Girls Would Like You To Wax Your Balls

Its been awhile since we’ve heard from our lovely Jersey Girls, now that they’re bi-coastal (one living on the East Coast, the other living on the Jersey Coast) it’s been even harder for them to get their shit together. Plus they have jobs now. Whatever, here’s the latest insanity from Providence’s most reliable advice mavens.

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Jersey Girls Say Happy Holla-Ween!

So in honor of the only holiday (besides our birthdays) where’s its socially acceptable to dress like a common whore we’ve decided to talk about sex. This week: virgins, sex noises, and slutty outfits! Let’s dig in… Q: While shopping for halloween costumes my boyfriend jokingly mentioned that he wouldn’t mind seeing me in some

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Jersey Girls Ain’t Doctors, They Just Play Them On The Internet

Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I think my boyfriend has a porn problem. I may have not-so-accidentally stumbled upon his huge stash of DVDs which led me to his computer, which led to me to TONS more porn. It grosses me out that he fantasizes about these gross girls or that he might be thinking about

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The Jersey Girl’s Guide To Online Stalking

Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I met a girl last night through a friend and after I got home I sorta drunkenly found her on Myspace. I didn’t add her or send a message, thankfully*, but I was wondering, what amount of Face/Space stalking is acceptable and when has it crossed over into the inappropriate and

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Town Drunks And Dogs In The Bedroom

This week’s Ask The Jersey Girls:  Furtive masturbation, intrusive pets and walks of shame. Q: Dear Jersey Girls, I awoke this morning to find my boyfriend, who I’d had sex with mere hours prior, jerking off in bed next to me while I thought he was still sleeping. Why? It had been literally 5 hours

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Jersey Girls Know What Phallic Means

Well, better late than never! Our beloved Jersey Girls took a much-needed two week hiatus, and now they’re back, refreshed, rejuvenated, hydrated, and ready to tackle your frankly disturbing sex and relationship issues. The questions are real and anonymous, of course, and the answers are frighteningly real and becoming less anonymous by the week. Way

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