John McCain

News Slap: Holy Hairbrush Edition

Hair as feathered and fine as Rod Blagojevich’s requires vigilance, mousse, and a special Paul Mitchell hairbrush the crooked guv bizarrely calls “the football” (the article also contains other anecdotal nuggets detailing HotRod’s hilarious spiral into megalomaniacal madness). In case you missed the highly amusing video of an Iraqi journalist fucking a shoe at Bush’s …

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“Gimme that thing you old bat”

McCain does seem a little uncomfortable with the “Obama is an Arab” sentiments expressed in Minnesota the other day. It’s not clear whether he’s depressed about the hordes of imbeciles flocking to his rallies (he was booed trying to correct this withered old clam) or simply loathe to bring up the whole birthplace issue. Let’s …

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