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I turned on the Internet today and saw that things are pretty much as fucked as usual Huckabee wants us all to keep a close eye on any suspicious Pakistanis (HuffPo) A post-Christmas poll shows Dems race is as tight as ever. (Bloomberg) A Pakistani official claims evidence of Al-Qaida, Taliban behind Bhutto assassination. (HuffPo) …

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We shook the internet and these things fell out: The Washington Post takes the Democratic Congress to task, portraying them as “limping” out of the capitol under a cloud of legislative failure and unkept promises. Speaker Pelosi: “Almost everything we’ve done has been historic.” Yes, giving the President over 70 billion dollars after you told …

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From the dirty webs and the people who love them: Ashcroft says he’s willing to be waterboarded. How fucking soon can we possibly make this happen? (ThinkProgress) Who says Americans are politically apathetic, even the dead are making political contributions! (USAToday) That pesky Mormon issue is going to sink Romney like a stone. (NYT) Rove: …

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