Since NBC has banned PETA’s “Veggie Love” video from airing during Super Bowl XLIII, I’m posting it here. Yes, it’s sexy (kids, avert your eyes), but ads that aired during past Super Bowls have been pretty sexy, too. The video also did me a valuable public service–I just remembered there’s some zucchini in the fridge …
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I was pissed last month to hear about a dog groomer in Pennsylvania who was piercing the ears and necks of innocent kittens to sell online as “gothic kittens.” But I feel better knowing she’s been charged with animal cruelty. She can plead not guilty all she wants, but by trying to claim that there’s no difference …
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As part of our endless crusade to let you know about every wacky thing that PETA does, I thought I’d tell you they’ve just announced the winners of the Sexiest Vegetarian Alive Contest, which, as we’ve previously noted, is different from the Cutest Vegetarian Alive Contest because sexy vegetarians are more famous than cute vegetarians. …
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By funkEpunkEmonkE If Matthew McConaughey wants you to ‘Frost Yourself’ in the movie How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days, and Jenna Jameson Wants You to ‘Pleather Yourself’ for PETA, how do I avoid looking like I’m meeting Duff Goldman in the bedroom? Jenna Jameson has teamed up with People for the Ethical Treatment …