We took the Internet out back, slapped it around a little and it confessed to this:
- The US is may swoop into Pakistan and take care of this whole Bhutto mess, cowboy-style.
- Obama unveils new “Intense Obama”, bursts out of finely-tailored suit.
- David Letterman reaches a deal with the WGA to return with his writing staff.
- R.I.P, Netscape.
- Notice to all waitstaff and bartenders: putting up with assholes may pay off big.
- Okay, this Hanna Montana bullshit needs to stop.