Are you missing the Jersey Girls’ column this week? Are your loins aching for your weekly fix of dirty talk and stories from the bedroom (car backseat, dark alley, public restroom, etc…)? Oh, you are? THAT’S YOUR FAULT! We are hurting for some good questions– which you slackers have failed to provide us with this week. We find it hard to believe that all is right in the world of love, sex, and relationships. Send your most recent woes our way and we’ll do what we can to tell you what you probably already know and don’t want to hear while making everyone else laugh at your misfortune. We’re so sweet! Anyway, do it, because if you didn’t already learn in the headline—jersey girls will kick your ass.