John Taraborelli

John Taraborelli is the author of 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray and several of the Federalist Papers. Some of his lesser known work appears in Providence Monthly. His best-selling novel has yet to be published, written, or even imagined, but still manages to be cheaply derivative of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

The Malcontent Presents: The Year in Movies as I Imagine It Might Have Happened

When Eric asked me to compile a list of my top five movies of 2007, I thought long and hard about it—if by “long,” you mean “the amount of time it takes me to make a sandwich,” and by “hard,” you mean “just enough so as not to distract me from sandwich-making.” As I spend […]

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The Malcontent: You’re Doin’ a Heckuva Job, Rhody

Now that we’ve all settled in to weather the storm, made it through the traffic, and thawed out the starving, urine-soaked children, it’s time to reflect on the way Rhode Islanders reacted with characteristic aplomb and grace under fire to a winter storm that, while unusual in its speed and intensity, is not entirely outside

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Celebrate Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week

I got an email from the URI College Republicans this morning informing me about their Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, which is being simultaneously launched on over 200 campuses nationwide from October 22 to 26. Chairman Ryan Bilodeau says, “Through indoctrination in the classroom, the political left on campus has repeatedly shown that they value winning their

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Who Will Be Russia’s Next Frighteningly Intense President?

In a surprise move today, Russian President Vladimir Putin nominated a largely unknown cabinet official, Victor Zubkov, for the post of prime minister, replacing Mikhail Fradkov, who resigned this week. The nomination is bound to prompt speculation and curiosity, as the end of Putin’s reign nears and he will likely groom a successor.

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Wake Me Up When Petraeus is Done Talking

Democracy is alive and kicking today as the Senate Armed Services and Foreign Relations Committees convened to hear testimony on things we already know about an unwinnable war they are seemingly powerless to stop from two individuals, General David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker, who ascended to their posts too late to prevent a disaster. I spent

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