BREAKING: Sean Connery and I Are With Child

Oddly, it’s a black child. If this snowstorm has left you bored and slightly inebriated, then what you need right now is makemebabies.com, the website that will tell you what the offspring of you and your favorite celebrity would look like. Here’s little Pussy Galawrence, which I birthed with seventy-eight year old Highlander star Sean …

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