the gays

Cianci Tries To Be All, “Oh Yeah Portland? Well We Can Have A Pointless Gay Mayor Scandal Too, You Know.”

Yesterday on his radio show whimsical coot Buddy Cianci claimed that mayor David Cicilline misappropriated city funds in order to give two strippers a ride (heh, heh) from Boston.  But an investigation proves that really it’s kind of way more complicated than that! Turns out Scott Birchall, who does work for Allens Avenue club Trixx, […]

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Meanwhile, On The West Coast…

The people of Portland aren’t really paying attention to the inauguration, because their dreamy new mayor admitted to having sex with an eighteen-year old in 2005.  That’s right, a fully consenting adult male agreed to have sex with another fully consenting adult male four years ago (!!!!), and now people are calling for the mayor

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Now What The Hell Will I Read While I’m Waiting At The Taqueria?!

Divine Providence, by far my favorite local publication, is switching to an online-only format after next week. Founder Eric Marion cites ad sales as the cause of the switch. For those of you unacquainted with the magazine, every Thursday it provided sixteen pages of news about the gays; the back cover of every issue was

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The Heart of Portland Oregon* Just Got A Little Gayer

Today Sam Adams (not that one) was sworn in as mayor of Portland, Oregon, meaning that David Cicilline’s no longer the only gay mayor of a major US city.  [nb: I just had so much trouble writing that sentence.  I tried “gayest mayor of a US city,” and then “mayor of the gayest US city,”

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Pope Speaks. Gaylarity Ensues.

My fellow fallen Cat’lics, here’s yet another reason to avoid midnight mass this year: Pope Benedict has declared that stamping out homosexuality is as important a task as saving the rainforests. “The tropical forests do deserve our protection. But man, as a creature, does not deserve any less,” quoth Big Papa B. “[The Church] should

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Proposition 8: The Musical!

Starring Doogie Howser, Becky II from Roseanne, Margaret Cho, Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, John C Reilly, Alison Janney, Kathy Najimy, and a lot of other people that are probably famous but whose names I don’t recognize.  Also, it’s only three minutes long, and comes from the creator of Hairspray: The Musical!

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This Week’s Gay Agenda

The gays will be out doing their straight bar takeover thing again on Friday, hopefully at somewhere fun (like the Scurvy Dog) and not somewhere totally lame (like Viva.) And then on Saturday at 1:30 there’s a protest in front of the State House. It’s part of a nation-wide rally against California’s Proposition 8. Speaking

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Could’ve Been So Beautiful, Could’ve Been So Right. Until Somebody Invited Tiffany Along.

As this blog’s resident expert on 80’s teen-pop and homosexuals, I have to say that I’m doubly shocked and appalled–or at least disappointed and confused–that the headliner of this year’s Pride festival is Tiffany. Tiffany, a girl who had three, maybe four hits twenty years ago, two of which were covers of songs that were

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